This just in: Paz Vega and Tim Allen are getting married!
Oh, wait, nevermind. It's just for a movie. What a scandal that would have been. Paz recently signed on to costar in
"The Six Wives of Henry Lefay". She'll be playing, you guessed it, one of those six wives. Kelli Garner and Andie Macdowell will also share a bed with the venerable "Home Improvement" star. Here is to hoping Tim Allen will treat bigamy with the same subtlety and nuance he treated motorcycling(Wild Hogs), Christmas(Santa Clause trilogy) and accidentally becoming a dog(That one movie where he accidentally becomes a dog.)
And if not, at least Paz will look great.
